Dear Feeling of Overwhelming Tiredness,
Kindly piss off already.
Yours,
Triple P
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Last night I had a dream so scary it woke me up. I was all sweaty and tense. So tense that I had to lay quietly slowly willing my individual muscle groups to relax. Last to go was the tightness in my chest. My shoulders still hurt and I woke up 17 hours ago. There was no sleep after that.
And then two nights ago, my dream was totally weird. I can't remember if I invented it, or if I was just delivering it (UPS uniforms were involved in some way), but I was shilling an ovulation predictor. Not that there is anything inherently weird about an ovulation predictor (they exist, right?), but when they are shaped like a little "thumbs up!" and inserted in one's rectum until it pops like a little turkey thermometer, that's just a whole new flavor of weird. I don't think there's a market for the butt plug/ovulation predictor combo. Not a whole lot of overlap there.
Just watch someone else make a whole lot of money off that one...
