"Sani-family" - improbably large, yet secular-looking family. At least four children. Possibly "blended" a la The Brady Bunch. Mom looks like the kids, but her body does not even hint at the ravages of childbirth, breastfeeding, etc. Sometimes you can tell what kind of surgery mama has elected for by looking at the shared characteristics of the children. They are, categorically, freshly showered and in new designer gear. Most often seen together out to dinner on Saturday evening.
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Gmail ads. They are always so off the mark. Most recently displayed to the right of my email exchange (this string referring to San Diego real estate and playdates):
San Diego Bikini Wax (I am too much of a wimp. I'd rather get pricked over and over again with ink filled needles...)
DubaiLand (okay, maybe...)
Free downloadable Mormon ringtone (curiosity may get the best of me on that one)
North County's Premiere Pizza Spot - Low-Gravity fun for everyone! (I just don't get it. Sounds positively nauseating.)
Rebecca sent me some knitting related emails designed to confuse the Gmail ad generator. References to dildos and Jesus in the same message made it roll over and play dead.
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