Dear Anonymous in London,

Perhaps He-Man's creamy little thunder-pants are indelibly etched deep enough into your grey matter so as to cause you to misremember the rest of our happy afternoons spent in front of the television.   

It was too G.I. Joe who ended each half hour episode with a "Knowing is half the battle" PSA!  Google and Wikipedia and multiple G.I. Joe fan sites confirm.

We're going to have to settle the score with some wrestling.  On the bed.

Yours in perpetual correctness and encyclopedic knowledge of 80s pop culture,

Triple P

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Dear 80's icon of san diemas
just trying to keep you on your pink toes. i bow down before your superior knowledge, and apologise profusely to any readers of my previous comment had it in some way given you cause for concern that you may be developing some form of senility. It was Gi Joe (head now hung in shame)
There is, however, no need to challenge me to a fight.... on your bed. Perhaps you have me mistaken for someone else, I don't believe I've met you before.
Rock on San Diemas