Oh snap!  It's November and the culmination of a certain someone's blog hiatus.

I was supposed to come armed with a birth story.  Ha, ha...I forgot about a little thing called time.  Anyone else want to write it for me?  Here's a list of key words and phrases to include...

scarred cervix, "Don't push!", epidural, shoulder dystocia, meconium, compressed cord, vacuum extraction, stitches (plural...damnit)

That's not a particularly happy word bank, is it? 

Eh, can't win them all.  Besides, look who we got in the bargain!  I crack up every time I look at that photo.

Damn.  Foiled by time again.  No all inclusive five week update...

I've yet to master the art of NAK (nursing at keyboard) and, to be honest, I'm not so sure I want to.  Multi-tasking is so last year.